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Ode to Being Blonde
by Nancy Ness

It matters not how smart you are
For if you are a blonde -
Dead batteries in a new car
Will render senses gone.

Of course the doors are locked up tight.
Forget remote control!
The hood won't open, such a plight
To jump this jag and roll.

Oh, such a quand'ry, what to do?
The dealer said to me ~
Did the thought occur to you
To op'n it with the key?